When the bounce house springs a leak

When the bounce house springs a leak

And the windows begin to flap

And the floor begins to rumble

And the walls begin to slap.

Do they look at mister bear

To Ask him Why its losing air?

No!

When the bounce house springs a leak

And it whooshes all around

Knocking over the birthday cake

And Flying right off the ground

Do they ask old mole

If his claws caused all the holes?

No!

But when the bounce house springs a leak

Who’s the first one to be blamed?

Who’s name do they always think of

When they start to naming names?

Of course it’s always me

Of course it’s always mine 

Of course they’re always yellin’

“Who invited porcupine?!.”